Victory Is Mine!

It always feels good to actually win something, even if it is something as small and (in the grand scheme of things) inconsequential as a Tim Horton's coffee.

As you may or may not have noticed, I've been keeping tabs on my progress on the left side of the page. And, let me tell you, that ratio you see is already waaaaay better than 2002, a horrid Roll Up The Rim season that saw me consume no less than thirty-eight XL coffees before winning so much as a measly cookie.

At any rate, the average odds of winning anything is listed on the cup as 1 in 9. As of this writing, I'm ahead of the odds. That feels pretty good.

Yeah, I know I'm obsessed with a corporate promotion. But hey... if I was up on a soap box railing against Tim Horton's and being an anti-establishment douche, I wouldn't be on my way to the drive-thru for a free coffee. Suck it, losers!