Hollywood Is Officially Out Of Ideas

There's a movie coming out soon called "Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle". From imdb.com, the "plot" is as follows...

"Two twenty-something stoner roommates -- one a Korean American investment banker; the other an Indian American medical school candidate -- go through a life changing journey, as they spend a night roaming the state of New Jersey in search of White Castle hamburgers."

They actually fucking made this! Hell, why don't I make a movie chronicling the epic struggle between me and my shit after I ate that no-name bean burrito? I call it "Willie Gets Raging Diarrhea". Get your tickets now!