Weekend Video Roundup

Queens Of The Stone Age: Sick, Sick, Sick
You know what rock videos need more of? Cannibalism!



Chris Cornell: Arms Around Your Love
With his new solo album in stores June 5, Chris Cornell has chosen a rocking new single for radio in "No Such Thing". Why he chose this kinda syrupy, generic tune for video is kind of mind boggling... unless, of course, he aspires to be Chad Kroeger. Nevertheless, have a peek at the clip, and make your own opinion. Ah, democracy.



Smashing Pumpkins: Tarantula
Yup, this be brand spankin' new shit from Corgan and friends. It's been seven years since their last official studio album, and many would argue that we really don't need to hear any more from the creepy little bald guy (lest we forget Zwan and that wrong, bad, worse than Adore solo record a few years back). Well, surprisingly enough, this track is rocking pretty hard. I wouldn't go so far as to say we've got a new "Zero" on our hands or anything, but it damn sure ain't dullsville.

UPDATE: The interweb saw fit to eat the original, politically charged fanmade video I posted originally, so here's a lame ass video, which uses band photos and crappy editing. Enjoy!



And, because I usually like to end this with cats and/or something strange, allow me to present the weirdest fucking Mastodon video you're ever going to see! The song is "Aqua Dementia", from their 2004 mindmelter Leviathan, and if you get lost, don't worry! The lyrics appear on screen, enabling you to sing along! F! U! N!!!



Did I neglect to mention that this was a Russian karaoke video? And that it was actually another one of those "misheard lyrics" videos? In Russian? With penis slippers? My bad. Looks like I let everyone down again. Not to worry! I've always got a Plan B...



Later, taters...

EDIT: STOP THE PRESSES!
You're kidding me... you've got to be fucking kidding me!



Okay, that'll do.