September 20, 2007

Album Review: Eddie Vedder - Into the Wild OST


Serving not only as the soundtrack to the upcoming Sean Penn-directed flick, Into the Wild is also technically Eddie Vedder's first full album sans Pearl Jam. Which is how it's being marketed, hence the big block letters that spell out EDDIE VEDDER on the cover. As such, I was very intrigued by how Eddie would handle this. Would it be a wall-to-wall folkfest, like most of his previous solo performances? Would we be graced once again with the soothing yet somewhat disarming pluck of his ukelele? Would he restrain himself from giving us a classic for the sake of keeping fame to a minimum?


The short answer to all of these questions is "yes". And by short, I mean short. As in, 33 minutes and change, including the 2 minute gap after "Guaranteed" and the 2-1/2 minute hidden track (in essence, a hummed version of "Guaranteed", the track you just listened to a couple of minutes prior). All told, Into the Wild feels like an album only because it is, for all intents and purposes, a wall-to-wall folkfest. Since the overall tone of the disc is very, very sombre, tracks that are three minutes long tend to feel more like five. Or perhaps the three minute tracks feel so long because they're Dream Theater opuses compared to the opening trio of "Setting Forth", "No Ceiling" and "Far Behind", three stellar tracks that clock in at a combined 5:26. "No Ceiling" is frustrating in particular; its dirgy bluegrass really gets going by the second chorus, only to be abruptly halted at the 90 second mark. A little bridge and one more chorus would have at least pushed it over the two minute mark and given the song a feeling of completion, rather than the sudden stop Vedder gives it. Listening to the song is at once exhilarating and baffling as you imagine Eddie bailing on the song before it's over for fear of it becoming a country crossover smash. It's no wonder the song is immediately followed by "Far Behind", easily the most rocking song on the set (not to mention one with a proper ending).

All qualms aside, Into the Wild is still a fine record. "Hard Sun" is a full, lush and justice-doing cover of the late-eighties minor hit by Indio (Cancon, bitches!). The pair of instrumentals are powerful enough on their own, but you know they'll go to a whole other level on film. "Rise" and "Guaranteed" are Eddie's best folk songs yet. The set as a whole, low-key as it is, feels like a perfect companion to Sean Penn's film. And therein lies the problem. What could have (and, in my opinion, should have) been a formidable standalone album instead feels only like what it is; a soundtrack. Some songs (especially the short ones) feel as though they were written with only the scene in mind, with no attention given to flushing out the songs themselves. What could have been a grand statement in sound becomes a mere accompaniment to a grand statement on screen.

It's likely been predetermined this way; Vedder has been known to sabotage potential hits in the interest of staying away from the spotlight, and it's likely the intent here is to draw attention to Sean Penn's movie and the McCandless story, rather than his music. Just the same, I had hoped for a fuller, more focused, and longer effort than I got, and I can understand anger from anyone who put down $20 for under a half hour of music. As a Ten Club member, it truly pains me to talk about Eddie this way. But, try as I might to love this album, I simply cannot do better than like it.
**1/2

August 28, 2007

Rock Is For Your Eyes!

Been a while since I clogged up the screen and made your page loading choppy with some videos. I'd say we need to rectify this now.

Serj Tankian: The Unthinking Majority

Seeing as how the System of a Down singer's last foray into non-SOAD music resulted in the organic/weird/trippy Serart, I had high hopes for Serj's first true solo album (Elect the Dead, out October 23rd). Which is why I was, at first, a little disappointed to hear the disc's first offering was so Systemish. Then, I reasoned with myself that we may never get another SOAD album, so I'd better take what I can get and shut the fuck up.



Against Me!: Thrash Unreal

There have been two schools of thought on Against Me!'s new disc, New Wave. First, take the punks' point of view. According to them, Against Me! are shit because they signed with a major label. Ergo, their music is shit now. Then, there's the voice of reason, that says a band with songs as good as this needs a major label to satisfy the demand of good rock music loving fans the world over. Besides, even if they hadn't signed with Sire, the punks would've turned their backs on Against Me! anyway. After all, "Thrash Unreal" is so good, New Wave is going to sell a shitload with or without support from the man. Now please, punks, shut your holes, save your breath. Go home and listen to your Minor Threat records, and leave us alone with the good bands.





Foo Fighters: The Pretender

Are the Foo Fighters irrelevant? Has Dave Grohl run his course? Didn't the acoustic half of In Your Honor suck choda? Before you answer the first two questions (because there's no doubt on the third), I suggest you watch this video, and see what the Foos have planned for their self-described Steely Dan (?!) influenced sixth LP, September 25th's Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace. Then, we'll know if Grohl & friends have still got the nuts, or if they've just been reelin' in the years. Fuck, what a lame pun. Can I take that back?



As a special bonus for sitting through those videos (or for scrolling to the bottom of the post, enjoy this super bloody red band trailer for the new Alien vs. Predator flick. For anyone worried about a repeat of the PG-13 dumbed down flufftacular of the first movie, rejoice! We're taking the franchises back, motherfucker! Enjoy this shit before 20th Century Fox yanks it off YouTube.


July 18, 2007

Random Jank Video: Who's Thirsty?

There are words for these. I laughed so hard I forgot them all. Enjoy.








June 13, 2007

Random Jank Video: What the Hell is That Guy Playing?!

Actually, it's called a theremin. And, as this cover of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" proves, theremins are badass.

June 8, 2007

It's Just a Basketball. Chill, Dude.

So apparently, Win Butler of the Arcade Fire (aka the band with this year's front runner for Album of the Year) likes to play basketball. So much, in fact, that when he was asked to leave a UC Berkeley court so that a group of guys could play an actual game, Win allegedly freaked out and had to be removed by security.

Anyway, one of the guys who was waiting to play foolishly left his basketball unattended. Someone stole it, and the guy claims it was Win Butler. So, he did what any good citizen would do; he started a blog. Whaaaaa?!

At his blog (which has since been mysteriously taken down), the story is told as such. Dudes show up to play basketball. Win Butler of indie darlings the Arcade Fire is playing a solo game of half-court while waiting for some friends to arrive. Dudes ask Win if he wants to play. Win says no. Dudes ask if Win can leave so they can play. Win allegedly grumbles something about paying too much money ($10) for the use of the facility to not use the time to its fullest.

At this point, the narrator gives up trying to reason with Win (?), and two supervisors apparently try to explain the "court rules" to Mr. Butler. Over the next 45 minutes, security shows up, someobody may or may not have been pushed, Win Butler was "extremely agitated and animated", and this dude left his basketball unattended on the court while he played basketball with his friends (I know; "the whole situation was so intense, I struggled with my jump shot").

So, the story is sketchy at best. But it all went overboard when a rebuttal blog was opened, allegedly by Win Butler's brother, claiming that Win, in fact, did not steal this dude's basketball.

Have you had enough of this story yet? Because I sure as shit have. Not because it's so mind-numbingly ludicrous, but because it's spread like wildfire across the globe! All of the major music sites have been over this; chances are, you heard about it before you read this. It's been discussed, analyzed and ridculed to death, and it hasn't been a week since the story broke. Across the interweb, smartass hipster comedian wannabes have already made other, equally ludicrous claims against other bands and artists. Stuff like, "Sufjan Stevens anally raped my cat while the Shins watched", and "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah annoyed me with garlic breath", and "Wilco made a shitty album" (the latter of which is not true; you fucking indie snobs aren't getting another Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, so stop fucking bitching incessantly about Wilco's new album. I can't believe an album could be dissed so heavily for having melody).

I think it's safe to say that shit is out of control. The internet has gone too far. Know how I know? More people know about what's going on with some random asshole's basketball than what's happening at the G8 summit (to save you some time, $60 billion aid package to Africa, an agreement was reached to cut greenhouse gas emissions in half by the end of the world... er, I mean 2050, and the poison didn't work).

Anyway, I just thought I'd share this with you as we head into the weekend. I've got no intentions whatsoever of posting a video roundup, so have a random jank video to go. Later, suckas.



P.S. If you're wondering what the fuck just happened, it will all be explained here.